Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Dull Tuesday

 Road to Frog Level


Exactly nothing going on today, so I will try to entertain you with a couple of things I found on the web; the first one is very useful.
----
Use Notepad as a Diary!

1. Open a blank Notepad file

2. Write .LOG as the first line of the file, followed by a enter. Save
the file and close it.

3. Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor on the line after.

4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.

5. Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process
-------------------------
Obit announcement:
( the last line is the clincher for me)
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following.  Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.  Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.  Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
----
Have a Tuesday!
----
Y'all!
----

4 comments:

Tammy said...

It should be illegal to have that many puns in one place.
are we in the dog days of summer yet?

Anonymous said...

I've seen a lot of the lines before, but this is the first time I've seen them all together.
We are in week two of Dog Days.

Thanks, Tammy. :-)

Mark said...

Listen to any of the lastest Bon Jovi hits. Full of puns and cliches.

Anonymous said...

God, I haven't listened to Bon Jovi in years; I will give him another try. Can't write lyrics anymore? I like Richie Sambora; he is a hell of a blues player.

Blog Archive