My autumn world
Two weeks of eating like a rabbit and drinking like a sober monk and I lost one lousy pound of weight and if I hadn't of taken a crap before I left home to visit the doc, I would probably have broken even! So much for the diet craze; me and my belly will go about our business as usual. What if my gut gets so big my inny navel becomes an outie? What if my belly sags so low it rubs off my bush? What if I have to hold a mirror between my knees just to see my goodies? Big ratty-assed deal; I'm getting some ice cream ... a lot of ice cream! Phooey!
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Doc and I agreed my RA was stable and I didn't even have to impress her by removing my clothes and revealing my physique.
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My eye allergy is raising hell again; any bright light is painful to me so I put my "BLIND" placard on my car windshield and drove to the doc's as best I could. Pedestrians tend to move aside when they see the warning.
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I'm writing this on Friday evening in case I can't see well enough on Saturday to write my regular episode of this ongoing soap-opera drama reality-based series. Somewhere in the world it is already Saturday so what the hell difference does it make when I write it?!
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Carolyn's first mater, the one with the erection, rotted on the vine. I wanted so much to eat that mater's pecker ...
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Title lyric by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.
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Y'all have a Splendiferous Day ,,, whichever one it is!
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5 comments:
I'll understand if you can't see on Sat enough to write. Tomatoes are almost more trouble than they are worth sometimes. I say this as I have half dozen ripening on my countertop. Sorry you never got to see the fruition of the weenie-tomatoe.
Well dieting is a tough situation. If you aren't ready to change your entire eating lifestyle I wonder why bother. As soon as one loses the weight and goes back to normal eating habits... well you know what happens. Good luck with your decisions and your mirror tricks!
I've been talking about you like an old friend so much that Mike has gandered a time or two on your page. Wait till you meet him..
xoox Tamatha
One pound of weight ... ? 0.5 of one kilogram?
Oh, don’t worry about it, you have just started your diet.
Please, read about Italian cuisine; it's Mediterranean food. It's good if you want to lose some of your weight. As I remember I lost 3 kilograms while being in Rome (2 weeks).
Ken ... I'm sure you soon reach effects which will soothe your heart. :-)
Oh, I love the photo; 'road' is my favorite motif of photography. I’m surprised seeing these autumn colours. Now in Poland trees are green, and it’s vivid green.
Dieting sucks, but the rewards are quite pleasurable. Hell you just feel better.
Blinded by the Light, written by Bruce Springsteen.
Thanks, Tammy.
The mirror tricks are a joke; nothing changes down there anyway. I'm sticking with the diet; at least I'm not eating as much fat and sugar; if I could properly exercise, I would drop some lbs. Hope to meet Mike someday; he's probably never met a real hillbilly. :-)
Thanks, Jola.
My weight varies by a few pounds each day; according to how much fluid I am carrying. I like Italian food; I will try to eat more. The autumn colors are from November, 2008. I am recycling a lot of old photos. :-)
Thanks, Mark.
I didn't know Bruce wrote that one.
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