Bill and the Babes

I will try to squeeze in a few words before my eyeballs go on break for the day.
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Wild Bill Clinton is being hailed for freeing the journalists from rogue North Korea. I'm glad they are home and safe, but I wonder what the US had to give up to make it that way? The US has a long standing policy of not negotiating with terrorists, but I bet there was some give and take; mostly give on our part. I hope we have not lowered ourselves to a position like France has assumed of paying out the nose in money and international prestige for release of hostages. We are changing as a nation, which is needed in many ways, but selling out to terrorists and sappy national leaders is not the road for us to travel. I wonder if Bill was allowed to visit and partake some the treats in the well known harem of Kim Jong Il?
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From the web:
You Know You're In A Redneck Church......

• IF the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
• IF people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
• WHEN the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.
• IF opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
• IF a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
• IF the choir is known as the "OK Chorale".
• WHEN in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
• IF Baptism is referred to as "branding".
• IF high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
• IF people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
• IF the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub.
• IF the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.
• IF the collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.
• IF instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.
• IF the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
• IF the communion wine is Boone's Farm "Strawberry Hill".
• IF "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too.
• IF the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now!! Ya Hear"

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Thanks y'all for making my birthday one of my most memorable. You are the best!

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