First day of summer, 2008
The Lady Vols won last night and must play Florida tonight. The Gators have beaten Pat's Baby Vols once already this year.
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Farts cause erections! According to this article, it is no wonder I stay horny! With all the flatulent people I've been around for the past 40 years, most of the blood in my body has pooled in the wrong head! I suppose that is why I am sickly and have trouble thinking straight!
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I like cartoons. I like Spongebob Squarepants. I wonder why there are hardly ever any weddings portrayed in cartoons, yet there are quite a few funerals? I wonder why Patrick Star is pink? I wonder why Mr. Crabs is not Mr. Crab?
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For your viewing pleasure, I present to you The Smoking Gun's Mugshots of the Week.
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Carolyn is cooking and I am about to eat!
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