Davy Crockett dam
I was privy to leaked contents of a White House memo stating the US may be planning a preemptive strike against the aliens living amongst us. To quote from the memo, "... the number of divisive acts by these beings has increased since this administration took office. We feel that now is the time to take action and remove their central command center where a large number of them have been observed plotting against the freedoms normal Americans are guaranteed and take for granted. All department heads and the Joint Chiefs will meet with the President and the Cabinet at 9:00 Monday morning, February 9. We expect there will be some panic among the general population, but we believe they will swing around to our point of view once the alien activities of Fox News have been completely neutralized." It goes on to say, "... US intelligence agencies have known for several years that aliens from planets beyond our solar system have been in charge of Fox News since its inception ..."
This has been building up since the Roswell incident in 1947, and I say we take them all out. I'm sure they are not looking to be peaceful, or they would never have loosened the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly et al. amongst us.
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Carolyn And I drove to Greeneville yesterday via highway 107. She spotted a sinister looking black helicopter flying just higher than a fencepost and very slowly along the banks of the Nolichucky River. It is widely known that Federal agencies fly such black machines, so it may have been D.E.A. agents looking for the stray pot plant or two. Or the F.B.I. may have been looking for Fox News space aliens.
We drove to Davy Crockett dam, a place I had not visited since about 1953. The weather was springlike with blue skies and warm temps, but there was still plenty of ice around the dam. We drove from there to Ashville, NC but did not stop until we were past Mars Hill on I-26. We crossed back into Tennessee at Sam's Gap and then on to home.
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A late but still great lineup from The Smoking Gun's Mugshots of the Week!
I was privy to leaked contents of a White House memo stating the US may be planning a preemptive strike against the aliens living amongst us. To quote from the memo, "... the number of divisive acts by these beings has increased since this administration took office. We feel that now is the time to take action and remove their central command center where a large number of them have been observed plotting against the freedoms normal Americans are guaranteed and take for granted. All department heads and the Joint Chiefs will meet with the President and the Cabinet at 9:00 Monday morning, February 9. We expect there will be some panic among the general population, but we believe they will swing around to our point of view once the alien activities of Fox News have been completely neutralized." It goes on to say, "... US intelligence agencies have known for several years that aliens from planets beyond our solar system have been in charge of Fox News since its inception ..."
This has been building up since the Roswell incident in 1947, and I say we take them all out. I'm sure they are not looking to be peaceful, or they would never have loosened the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly et al. amongst us.
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Carolyn And I drove to Greeneville yesterday via highway 107. She spotted a sinister looking black helicopter flying just higher than a fencepost and very slowly along the banks of the Nolichucky River. It is widely known that Federal agencies fly such black machines, so it may have been D.E.A. agents looking for the stray pot plant or two. Or the F.B.I. may have been looking for Fox News space aliens.
We drove to Davy Crockett dam, a place I had not visited since about 1953. The weather was springlike with blue skies and warm temps, but there was still plenty of ice around the dam. We drove from there to Ashville, NC but did not stop until we were past Mars Hill on I-26. We crossed back into Tennessee at Sam's Gap and then on to home.
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A late but still great lineup from The Smoking Gun's Mugshots of the Week!
2 comments:
Ashville is on my list of places to visit. Maybe this summer.
You will be about 60 miles from me. I get lost every time I try to drive in that town.
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