Loose Laces

Recently I wondered about separating colored clothes from whites before laundering. Now I'm wondering why the spirits or elves or genies or whatever it is that lives in the washing machine can't do it. Don't tell me there isn't something abiding therein. If you don't believe me, then explain why my pants pockets are always wrong side out when I get them out of the closet. Or maybe something living or working in the dryer does it. If so, it would about have to be the devil, 'cause nothing else could withstand the heat. Does your pants pockets get turned wrong side out in the dryer? If so, you may want to have an exorcism performed. Fortunately for you, I perform such a service and it is free of charge. Of course to get Old Scratch out of your machine means he will have to go to someone else's dryer. Again, I can provide a home for him in my own dryer with his other manifestations.
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Gotta get ready to go to the doctor....
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Now my heart rate is 128 bpm which is 12 higher than three weeks ago. Blood pressure is normal, and I have a bit of scarring in the top and bottom of my lungs. This could be the onset of emphysema from years of smoking and and exposure to asbestos over a long period. I will have a thyroid screening through a blood test tomorrow. Doc says thyroid can cause tachycardia. If the thyroid is eliminated—which I think it will be—I'll get an appointment with my GP, and she will get me an appointment with the heart doctor and so goes the merry-go-round. Crap!!! I have lost four pounds in the past three weeks, though.
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My internet has been down due to a wreck at the intersection of W. Walnut and S.O.F.
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To hell with all of it... I'm going to sit on the porch and enjoy this wondrous spring day.