Wednesday's breaking wind

Crap like this has allegedly happened three times this winter in and around Johnson City. What the hell are these parents thinking?!
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We are expecting Jeremy and Courtney to be here this weekend; have a safe trip home to East Tennessee, young’uns.
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There is only one reasonable reason wealthy Americans place a lot of money in offshore banks like Republican nominee candidate Mitt Romney has in the Cayman Islands; he must be hiding a lot of it. I don’t trust American banks either, but I would surely use them unless I was hiding my loot from someone or something … something like the IRS. Mr. Romney, you have no idea whatsoever as to what it means to be an everyday, working, middle class American. Have you ever been not wealthy or were you, like Ann Richards said of G. H. Bush, born with a silver foot in your mouth?
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Have a pleasant Wednesday!
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