Presidential

Here is a link from Maggie’s blog which is very interesting
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President Obama writes his daily to-do list in the Oval Office:

• Hug Hillary
• Hug Michelle
• Hug Geithner
• Shake hands with Joe the vice-president guy
• Orange juice, grits, and jammy toast for breakfast
• Kill some foreign terrorists
• Kill some Americans who may be terrorists
• Wink at Hillary
• Kiss some corporate ass
• Kiss some Israeli ass
• Kiss some Saudi ass
• Ignore Pakistan
• Ignore all of Africa
• Ignore South America
• Continue ignoring Cuba
• Threaten Syria
• Make a decision about some minor something and smile for camera recording event
• Call the Pope and ask if he has heard from God today
• Call Pat Robertson and ask if has heard from God tomorrow
• Smile at Hillary
• Call Donald Trump’s office; when he comes on the line, laugh and hang up
• Call Putin and ask for more vodka
• Order vacation brochures from S. Pacific Islands
• Do anything to keep Hillary off my ass
• Lunch salad bar with Boehner; beg if I have to
• Afternoon golf with P.A.C. chairpersons
• Evening meal with family if they are around
• Watch The Jeffersons reruns on TV
• Catch late Fox News
• Do a presidential pee, salute and go to bed
• Lewd suggestions to Michelle and thank God she isn’t Hillary