Sunday, May 22, 2011

Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down

 
New York truck driver hauls family 3,000 miles to California to be near the new age prophet for the rapture event. Retired couple give away all their belongings and find themselves destitute when the Rapture doesn't happen. When does religion become a fanatical cult and who should be held responsible? The truck driver was disappointed, but would do it again; after all, it is God's will that every nut case in the country finds him and thousands of others like him so gullible.
I have a prediction of my own; no, I have a promise of my own: I promise each person on the face of the globe that there will be no Rapture in your lifetime or the lifetimes on your children and grandchildren. Electronic funds transfers accepted for my ministry along with Social Security and other retirement deposits made directly into my bank account. God bless America!
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Have a Sunday, y'all.
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