Showing posts with label flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flu. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Sermon on the Moon


Last night's hazy moon


I feel terrible! I am now snotting like a fiend and my chest is even sorer. Even geezers like myself who had flu shots last fall are infected with these miseries; I hope I can fight off pneumonia.
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I read that Ford and the Auto Workers have reached an agreement to cut wages and benefits. Will new car prices fall? Dream on!
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The chief of the United Nations, Ban ki-Moon has called the United States a "deadbeat" nation. Why is the US promising to pay 22 percent of the UN's operating budget anyway? There are 191 other member countries so our share of the costs should be less than one percent. While the members of the European Union are laughing their economic asses off at the plight of we fat American wastrells, they still depend on us to carry their begging asses on our shoulders. What country is most responsible for allowing all of Europe and parts of Asia, including Japan and South Korea, to be independent of foreign rule? Who is the biggest buyer of their exports? Who kicked Hitler's ass out of France and Mussolini's out of Italy? Who fought World War II on two major fronts, and won both of them? No nation on this earth has ever sacrificed so many of the lives of their own soldiers to save the soverignty of other nations like has the United States of America! And for you, Mr. Ban ki-Moon, who saved your country's sorry ass from your nothern bretheren? Who buys your Kia and Hyundi cars and sorry electronic products? You deserve someone like Kim Jong-il to liberate your country from the American infestation and I could care less if it happens, and if it does, you more than likely will seek sancuary in the US, you pathetic hypocrite!

Yes World, the United States of America is down right now, but we are by no means on our knees. We will be standing here offering our hand to you when you are again flat on your asses!
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I better shut up before I become really mad; I've already edited out the best parts of the above tirade!
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